Fun fact: The beautiful people over at Artvoice were kind enough to include selections from my Top 100 Albums of the 2000s list in their January 7 issue – they even put the story on the cover.

In it, I refer to a song from Radiohead’s Kid A called “How To Disappear Completely.” Except I decided to call it “How To Become Invisible.”

If you need me, I’ll be out back, burning all of my wool caps, cappuccino frames, ironic t-shirts and thrift store sweaters with well-worn thumbholes. I hath no indie cred.